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V8 Ford Guy said:
CHAAARRRGGEEEEEE!!!!!!!
That's the spirit!!... :D :thumbup:
Can't wait for their replies when they wake up!!..
 
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Smurf:...
Dictionary Definition, NOUN, a waste of space, taking up oxygen from someone who needs it, unfit maggot food, descibed by Rex Hunt as best shark bait you can buy.
 

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DONUT KING said:
after all there was that fight we had with the probers ;)
Hey, speak for yourself there partner.. ;) :p
 

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THE DOCTOR said:
Smurf:...
Dictionary Definition, NOUN, a waste of space, taking up oxygen from someone who needs it, unfit maggot food, descibed by Rex Hunt as best shark bait you can buy.
LOL!!


Oh that hurts!!.. Good get Doc!!.. :thumbup:
 

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THE DOCTOR said:
Who me...
Nah, sorry Doc.. I've fixed the post above.. :thumbup:
 
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Smurf Baloon's.

Take 3 large smurf's, preferably alive. take each smurf one at a time and prepare as follows.
Tip smurf upside down and hold securely in hand. Take bicycle pump and insert pump hose in smurf bum, inflate until desired baloon size is obtained or roughly 60 psi. grab smurf tockley and tie string around tip of donger. insert the rest of tockley in smurf bum to stop air from escaping. now you have smurf baloon. take outside and wait for strong wind.
when ready pull string and let go, tockley should be torn from body and smurf should take off at great rate of knots, yelling and screaming.
 

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THE DOCTOR said:
Smurf Baloon's.


ROTFLMFAO!!!

Champion effort Doc!!...
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The Doc's portable smurf carrier.

place head through hole, tighten thumb screw until smurf is secure.
 
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Cooking (smurf appetisers)

shiskasmurf - slices of smurf with pineapple and mushrom on a bamboo skewer.
smurf on a spit - open roasted, over hot coals, nuts very appetising
smurf pie - basted smurf with apple and cinnimon, served with fresh cream and jelly sprinkles

all the above can be eaten with asian food preferably

creme of sum yung gi
chu my phu tang.
 
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hahaha You guys crack my arse up, So maybe good ol Doc i should break out a defintion of what medicine you practice in ;) and as far as pie goes I perfer Putang Pie!
 

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and as far as pie goes I perfer Putang Pie!
WTF's that??... is that a seppo thing??.. Sorry, just put my dumb hat on again!!.. :rolleyes:
 
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