got this in an email today:
A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said" How can I help you?"
The Farmer replies" I want to get one of those dayvorces"
The lawyer says" Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said" Yes, I've Got 40 acres"
Lawyer " No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays"
Lawyer "No, no I mean, do you have a case?"
Farmer " No, I don't have a case...but I got a John Deere"
Lawyer " No,no, no I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere"
Lawyer " Does your wife beat you up or something?"
Farmer " No, we both get up at 4:30am"
Finally the lawyer says " Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer replies " No, she's a nice little white gal, but our last baby
was a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce."
hehe im still laughin
A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said" How can I help you?"
The Farmer replies" I want to get one of those dayvorces"
The lawyer says" Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said" Yes, I've Got 40 acres"
Lawyer " No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays"
Lawyer "No, no I mean, do you have a case?"
Farmer " No, I don't have a case...but I got a John Deere"
Lawyer " No,no, no I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere"
Lawyer " Does your wife beat you up or something?"
Farmer " No, we both get up at 4:30am"
Finally the lawyer says " Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer replies " No, she's a nice little white gal, but our last baby
was a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce."
hehe im still laughin
