Ah, but who made the initial discovery what the REAL issue was? That's right, nobody here. Went onto another forum and got the correct diagnosis the FIRST time almost instantly.
Nothing personal or trying to put you on the spot, just calling out everyone else who replied giving misleading information which led me to wasting $60+ on a part I didn't need. This is the kind of irresponsible and lazy behavior the dealer is notorious for: not finding the actual culprit, throwing new parts on it that have absolutely nothing to do with the real issue, and make you dig deep into your pockets for it. The other forum was so helpful and precise - they immediately knew what the issue was, and even provided a comprehensive airbag code list for every Ford model from the early 90's to the present as proof. They took pride in their work and didn't rest until they knew I fixed it.